So for starters, I have been total crap at actually keeping the one NY resolution that I really need to be keeping. And that is getting to work on freaking time. Ugh. Part of the problem is that I keep falling asleep on my couch until the wee hours of the morning, and instead of just staying on the couch and just sleeping there, I get up and get myself to bed. Bad ideas all around. Part of the problem is that I fall asleep in front of the boob tube. So, I am thinking about getting an actual this-century tv in my room and getting a DVR for that as well. I called Comcast, and it’s totally doable economically. Everything combined with the cable I already have will be under $100. So to me, that’s a steal. So, c’mon self, get yourself to-freaking-gether. Starting tomorrow! Woot! And speaking of Comcast, when I called, I asked the lovely customer service rep why on Gawd’s green earth, my basic cable package, without a DVR (I have TIVO) was costing me so very much. Turns out, I wasn’t getting all the channels I was paying for. So she fixed it for me. And you know what channel I should know get when I get home? LIFETIME MOVIE NETWORK. Score! haha Among others, but you know, me and my Lifetime movies.
So speaking of, has anyone seen Man vs. Wild? Well, I am assuming most people have, but can I just say that Bear Gryls (hot as he is bless his heart and his sexy accent) is a LUNATIC. Seriously. And I love that he gives tips to the audience. As if we too shall one day find ourselves in the middle of the Siberian Tundra and should happen to have to swim in an icy lake wearing only our undies. However, if it does happen, I do know that it’s important to rub snow all over your body afterwards so that the water on your bod doesn’t freeze. Oh, and when trapsing around the forest, always walk down hill, that should get you to some sort of civilization. Or, the Siberian Railway.
And now…for your long awaitedtv updates…
Dear Writers of 24,
Thank you thank you thank you for making my 2009 so very awesome last night. And why you might as? Well, because BILL BUCHANAN AND CHLOE are back. As our Jack and Tony working together oh-so-closely. And it is awesome. And hottttt. And hot. And mmmm Carlos Bernard and Kiefer Sutherland. Oh Keifer, how I have missed your velvet voice. Now, please bring back Doyle, Nadia, Morris, Karen, and Tom, and I will be one happy gal. Kisses. Stephanie
Gossip Girl…I weep for Chuck. And the Van der Humphrey story line. Seriously? Please show Nate more. He brings the pretty. And loved Chuck’s “why do you wear so much purple” line. Siiigh. Ed Westwick is dreamy. Dan and Serena sharing a sibling is not. Oh, and Blair’s dress she planned to wear to dinner with Chuck? Amazing. I wish I had long legs.
Rock of Love…No words can discribe the awesomeness and skaniness of this trainwreck.
As for The City? It’s a snoooooozzzzzzfest. I like Whitney, I do. And Olivia. She has the bitch stank face down to a T. And the DVF Wonder Woman part looked like it was a lot of fun.
Anyways, tonight is cleaning and 90210. And going to bed at a normal time. Ugh. I hate cleaning. Who wants to do it for me? Any takers?! I’ll make you some pizza muffins. mmmmm yum!
xoxo