Jul 18 2008
Welcome to the Jungle
OMG I was kind of surprised that Kherrington was booted last night…I so thought it was going to be Comfort. I am glad that she has another chance though. She is an amazing hip hopper.
Anywho, so for this weekend I thought I would leave you with some ways you too can become a self-proclaimed popculturegrrrrrl. And just an FYI, this is totally according to moi, it’s not like an entry in Wikipedia or anything. So on with it:
1. You must read at least two celebrity gossip sites daily. And because of this, when your co-workers, friends, or family members say…”Have you heard that [insert female celeb, starlet, or fame whore] was seen canoodling and making out with [insert male celeb, starlet, or fame whore] at [insert any popular LA hot spot such as: Teddy’s, Hyde, Villa, etc.] and then the next night they were seen at [insert an LA restaurant hot spot such as: Dan Tana’s, Ketchup, Katsuya] and so and so looked like she was pregnant…” you can respond before they even finish the sentence with…uh, yeah, totally knew that, and provide other exclusive details about said canoodelers.
2. You must watch some sort of “teenage” drama on the CW. This can be any of the following: Gossip Girl, Super Natural, Smallville. The reality shows are optional.
3. You must know the latest fashion trends. And I don’t mean like couture (although I do because I heart Chanel) but like trends such as headbands worn around your head as though you are a hippie, dark nail polish, maxi dresses, and fedora hats.
4. You must speak about celebrities and the like as if they are your friends and you know them.
5. You must like Britney Spears…and I mean to the point where you really felt sad during that whole head-shaving situation, and are happy that she has her life on track.
6. You must know the names of all the people who were on Laguna Beach and are currently on The Hills. If you don’t know why Audrina and Lauren were/are fighting, well then, get moving!
7. Even if the songs are crap, you must love all things pop music (don’t worry I am way into Indie Rock as well, hello I loooove The Kills and Ani DiFranco) and not be ashamed to admit it. This pop music also includes music from various reality fame whores such as Ali Lohan and Heidi Montag, but don’t worry, I am totally Team Lauren, HM’s songs are pretty catchy though even if Speidi does pretty much suck.
8. You must try wearing said trends from number 3 as long as you still look age appropriate. Oh and also, as long as your dress is actually meant to be a dress and not a “long” shirt.
9. You must prove that you are not shallow by actually knowing about current events. Really, this one is important. Wars, presidential elections, the oil crisis, the subprime mortgage crisis…seriously people, despite popular belief, I do actually read newspapers and watch the news.
10. You must embrace your innter popculture grrrrl and be proud! 
So totally silly and whatever, but just thought I would share. Anyways, off to go buy some new make-up at the Benefit counter at Macy’s and meet my sister for her second to last wedding dress fitting! Crazzzeeeey.
What is everyone up to over the weekend? What is your favorite thing to do on Sundays? Mine is to do laundry and relax and read or watch movies…and reality shows on VH1.
ttfn. peace.
